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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar
face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see
that man downing bourbon at the bar?"
The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman
continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever
since I jilted him!"
The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even
that's not worth so much celebrating!" |
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