Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr.
Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an
idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the
pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One
night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes
So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she
heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley
said, "Who are you??"
Mrs. Riley replied, "I am the devil!"
With that, Riley shook her hand and said, "Glad to meet ya,
I'm married to your sister."