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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the
party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a
proposition to every man here. I will give one million
dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this
pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of
a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with
all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered
him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his
life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn
shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was
impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't
think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the
bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million
dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I
want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that
water!" |
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