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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came
home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets
she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with
a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she
yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too
cheap to buy any perfume!" |
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