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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours,
and half the time they don't work.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling
around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
What's the best way to get a man to remember your
anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
common?
They're married.
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage
is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I
want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention. |
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