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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes
to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out
of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and
says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million
dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack
for...Europe, the Carribean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home." |
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