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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb
for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a
lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of
it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want
to know the person you hate the most"
The explorer said "That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?" "I am a
cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you
wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount."
"OK, I wish for a billion dollars"
"Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion"
"I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool,
and tennis courts, everything"
"Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish"
The explorer walked around the room and came back to the
genie with a stick and said "Ya see this stick, I'd like you
to beat me half to death." |
