A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted
to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't
comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was
thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.
"Are you hurt?" he asked.
"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and
you didn't wave once!"