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This man was sitting quietly reading his
paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his
wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the
horse races? Marylou was
the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around
the house. Three days later he is
once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the
frying pan swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called." |
