The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month.
He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts.
Finally, he proposed, "Bernie, if you will marry me, I have
enough money to provide you with anything your little heart
"Sorry John." she replied. "I'm not ready to settle down
yet. And besides, you can't buy my love, but if the price is
right, I might see my way clear to rent you some."