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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his
new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry." |
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