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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from
inside the apartment, walks inside to find his wife on the
floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I
am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other
room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him
and says "daddy, daddy,
there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the
closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob,
god damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you
are trying to scare
the kids"!!! |
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