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One day while a wife was working in her
kitchen, a cupboard door came loose and when her husband got
home, she asked him to fix it. He told her, "Do you see the
word 'carpenter' written anywhere on this shirt?" She said
"no," and he went on his way.
The next day while cleaning in the basement, she found the
light didn't work. She changed the light bulb and did
everything that she could to try to fix it, but it still
wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she asked him,
"Honey, do you think you could fix the light in the basement
for me?" He simply said, "Do you see the word 'electrician'
written anywhere on this shirt!" She said "No," and he went
into the living room to relax.
The next day, a pipe in the kitchen began leaking. When her
husband got home, she asked him to fix it for her, to which
he replied, "No, do you see the word 'plumber' written
anywhere on my shirt?" "No," she said, again.
The next day, the husband returned from work and saw that
everything was fixed - the pipe, the light, and even the
cupboard! He asked her, "Who fixed all of this?" To which
she replied, "I asked the neighbor to come over and help,
and he gladly agreed."
"Well, how did you repay him for his services?" he asked.
"Well," she replied, "he only asked for sex, or cookies."
The husband thought a moment then said "So what kind of
cookies did you bake him?" The wife quickly snapped back,
"do you see 'Betty Crocker' written anywhere on this shirt!" |
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