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A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite.
After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. "Put these
on," he said to his wife. She did and they were obviously
much too large. "There's no way I can wear these - they're
way too big," she said. "Good! Now you know who wears the
pants in this family," replied the husband.
Flustered, the wife removed her panties, and handing them to
her husband said, "Put these on." The husband looked at the
tiny panties and said, "There's no way I can get into
these." To which the wife replied, "You're darn right! At
least not until you change your attitude!" |
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