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A young couple were married and then embarked on their
honeymoon. When they returned, the bride ran to the phone
and called her mother, who asked, "How was your honeymoon,
dear?" "Oh, mama!" she replied, "The honeymoon was so
wonderful and romantic..." But then, suddenly she burst out
crying and said "but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he
started using the most horrible language... things I'd never
heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've
got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Darling, darling," her mother said, "calm down and tell me,
what words could be so awful?" And, the daughter cried
"please don't make me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed -
they're just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"
"Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell
me these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride
said, "Oh, mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!" |
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