Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed.
The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and
everyone of my husbands has passed away."
The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?"
The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a
millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an
evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician."
And the other said, "Oh, one for the money, two for the
show, three to get ready, and four to go."